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OK now that you are all drunk and happy...
What do I do? and Where do I go?? It all depends
on what you want. Do you want to cruise around just tripping to the music
or do you want to pick up girls? Now that you are drunk you probably feel more comfortable talking to
the opposite sex without being really too shy, so what I would suggest
is go to a street where alot of single girls usually drive around waiting
to be picked up by some guys from another car. Go there and start your
search, drive around and look for the girls you want. If you are 2 guys
look for 2 girls, if you are 4 guys don't look for 2 girls, look for atleast
3. I mean we don't want to scare them off do we? When you do find the
girls you want try NOT to look like you just downed a bottle of vodka.
What we are aiming for is for the girl you decide to pick up not to realize
that you are drunk and think that the womanizer (YOU!) is always like
this and not because he just had a bottle of vodka. Also try not to ram
her car, even though you will end up meeting the girl(s) and getting her/their
number (for the insurance company of course) you will end up damaging
your car. I know these 2 guys who had a Lexus and they rammed these 2
girls from the back really hard. The guys ended up getting the girls numbers. The best thing about being drunk and driving is that you feel sooo relaxed...
or atleast I do. You can sit in any position and feel sooo comfortable!
Now there are only two things that can ruin your high; Cops and Music.
As long as you are driving normally cops won't bother you. Now music is
more difficult. If you turn the radio on and you hear New Kids On The
Block playing, you won't be really happy, suicidal maybe but not happy.
So before you decide to drink and drive get your music ready. Whatever
your choice, CD's, tapes, DCC or MD just make sure you have it ready to
be popped into the player and also some backups just incase something
happens. For more on what kind of music to listen to click here. OK now you're ready but where can
you go to trip? Firstly the place you decided to go and drive should be: Now that you have the hard parts sorted out the rest is simple. and then just drive...... |