OK now that you are all drunk and happy...What do I do?and Where do I go?? It all depends on what you want to do? Do you want to race with another car? Do you want to zig zag on the highway? or maybe just get lost!

Racing is very dangerous when you are drunk. It is also illeagal in alot of places. For those of you who are lucky to live in Italy, Lebanon (Like me!!) or any other place where speeding and racing isn't illeagal then listen up. Racing is one of the best and quickest ways of getting a rush. If you are drunk and you race you will miss out on most of the rush cuz you won't realize or care about the risks you are taking. You also need a good car to race with for example I own a 96 Golf GTI and it is made for racing. If you own a 4X4 off road car I would'nt advise racing with it because it is alot harder to control and face it... jeeps weren't meant to be raced with! Next step you must find a competitor. If you own a Mercedes 300E a Nissan Maxima would be a strong opponent while a KIA "Pop" wouldn't. Also don't race with anyone who wants to race, I mean you got pride! If a beat up 1979 BMW 500series wants to race you and you happen to own a 98 Porsche Boxster... don't race with him, it will give you a bad image. One final thing before you go out, get drunk and race... remember racing during the day time isn't that hard but racing drunk and at night will prove to be more challenging and alot more risky! So please... drink alot ;)

Zig zagging can be really fun if you know how to zig zag the right way. First you got to find a place with obstacles to zig zag. By obsticles I mean cat's eyes, cars or even people. When drunk, zig zagging through cat's eyes can be really fun. What are "cat's eyes"? They are the little square things that seperate lanes and light up when light hits it. Me and my friends have this place where we play a game using the road while drinking and driving. The game is basically... How many times can you zig zag without running over the eyes. The place we play this game is on our way to our favorite pub. It's a road which is straight but not really long and not short either. Just the perfect length for the game. We zig zag through the eyes and we deduct a minus every time we go over an eye. Its pretty fun when you're drunk. I am the champion so far with -2.

Why would anyone want to get lost? Simple... when you are drunk and driving and you end up getting lost... it's the funniest thing! You end up struggling to ask someone for directions and for no reasons laugh at strangers who are helping you find your way back to the main road. Getting lost when you are drunk is only funny when you are at least 3 people in the car and atleast 2 of you are drunk. How can you get lost? Just drive into a neighbourhood or an area of a city you've never been too and then close your eyes and drive... just kidding about closing your eyes!! Email me your experiences and I will post them up as examples!